Thursday, August 7, 2008

Complete Overhaul

Yes, I need a complete overhaul. Upon further inspection of myself in my personal (lucky me) office bathroom mirror, I have decided I need some help and I need to turn on the overhead lights when dressing at 5 am.

My pants are WAY too big. I know, I should be happy I have lost a bunch of weight running, but I look really frumpy from the middle down. They are big enough for me to only have to undo the top button (not the other two or the zipper) to pull them down to pee. Not good. I contemplated going to Target to buy another pair of bottoms, but instead I went to CVS - more on that in a minute.

My toes need some polish, desperately. I took the polish off first thing Tuesday morning, at work. I had a rough time of it considering I was out of cotton swabs, the previous color was red with sparkles, and I spilled a 1/4 of the bottle on my desk, self, chair, carpet. So I did not get to the repainting of the toes. I do not like toes that are not painted. I do not like toes, but unpainted ones really gross me out - unless they are the monkeys' toes or baby toes.

So I went to CVS during my "break". I bought some flaming hot cheetos to help with my too big pants issue. All is well when you have an orange tongue on fire.

3 comments:

vic said...

I don't like toes either - or feet. They totally freak me out!

Trish said...

Well you would really hate my toes because they haven't been painted for two months...

Sherry said...

I have the weirdest toes only on one foot though, it is my let foot and my third toe lays on top of the other toes and it is way shorter than the other, i got this from grandma wonder. But I do get my feet done once a month, but no massage i cant stand strangers rubbing up on my legs - YUCK