Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Lord, help me.

My neighbors have a cat they call Jesus. I think he is the daddy to the below mentioned kittens. I posted a bulletin on myspace about the kittens. I also asked my neighbors (they have myspace pages) if they had fixed Jesus yet.

Yes, I did. I asked if Jesus was fixed in a bulletin to 8 total my multitude of myspace friends.

So I had to go back and re post explaining that the cat's name was indeed Jesus, but my family calls him Hey-Zeus. The monkeys call him Zeus. We are not going to risk having to explain this to their teachers when they start Catholic school next year! I can just hear big monkey telling a friend that Jesus peed all over his umbrella on the front porch.

4 comments:

Connie said...

That is hilarious!

Queen of Shake-Shake said...

See, I would love it if my kids did say something like that in a catholic school.

Clearly I was abused as a child.

Lacy Rose said...

Stinkin Jesus going around peeing in strange places and creepin' in your front yard at night.

Lordy. Someone cage that beast! LOL.

Sus said...

LOL that blessed (pardon the expression) cat is named Jesus and is going around impregnating all the local kitty ladies.